Dan Gayle » hat http://www.dangayle.com It's about me, Dan Gayle, and my dog. Except, there is no dog. Wed, 01 Sep 2010 21:04:52 +0000 en hourly 1 Worst Product Ever Made in the Existence of Mankind http://www.dangayle.com/worst-product-ever-made-in-the-existence-of-mankind/ http://www.dangayle.com/worst-product-ever-made-in-the-existence-of-mankind/#comments Fri, 15 May 2009 16:47:12 +0000 Dan Gayle http://dangayle.com/worst-product-ever-made-in-the-existence-of-mankind/ Fanny Pack Hat

This is quite possibly the worst thing ever made in the history of man, ever. I mean, a fanny pack for your head?!!!! As someone said on Twitter, “Man, I hate hipsters.”

(Never mind the fact that it was probably me who said that on Twitter. But the point is the same.)

By the way, the fanny pack was invented in 1962 by Melba Stone, according to my txt message from ChaCha. And a coworker of mine is starting a website called “Gold Fanny Pack“, and apparently I contribute to that. Jené is currently also in the process of contact the Cap Sac people to see if she can get some custom hats made. Sickening.

I guess I should link to the website, for those of you interested in betraying mankind with your fashion sense. Cap-Sac.com, or follow at twitter Capsac

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