The incredible exploding whale

In case you’ve never seen this, or in case you forgot, here is the YouTube video of the exploding whale from Florence, Or.

I wish Spokane had an ocean beach, so that a whale could wash up on it so that we too could blow it up. But it would have to be an old whale, past its prime, dead from natural causes. Because I don’t condone that, the whole “whale blowing up” thing, if the whale were like alive and stuff.

Save the whales.