Bacon. Flavored. Breath. Mints.

Call me heretical, but I’m pretty sure that this is part of the sign of the Apocalypse:

And I saw, and, look! a pale horse; and the one seated upon it had the name Death. And Hades was closely following him.

The Revelation of John, Chapter 6, Verse 8

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